Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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