Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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