i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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