It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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