so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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