We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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