"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Duck Duck Cougar?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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