I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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