Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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