so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
