She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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