Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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