Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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