Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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