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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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