Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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