I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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