TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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