im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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