3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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