After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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