I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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