he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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