I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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