i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just want nice things and good sex
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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