look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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