Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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