They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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