i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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