Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You need a sexual gate keeper
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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