Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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