Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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