it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
