how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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