Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Terrible idea I love it
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
