Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
