what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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