i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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