i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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