I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
