im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
