don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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