How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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