you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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