The best revenge is premature balding
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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