Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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