wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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