Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm passing your future prison.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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