my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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