Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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