Why are handjobs necessary in class?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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